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Petite Movie Snob Guesses the Ratings of Upcoming Movies

I don't rely solely on critics' opinions of movies to decide whether or not they are worth my time, and neither should you.  That said, if a movie receives a very low score on Rotten Tomatoes, it's unlikely that I'll find any good qualities about it.  And, typically, I'll give relatively high ratings to films with similarly high scores on RT.  I've decided to try something new and something fun: guessing whether upcoming movies will be "fresh" (60% or above) or "rotten" (below 60%).  Let's see how I do!  (FYI: these are only movies that don't yet have any ratings listed on RT). 

March 30
-Dark Tide (PG-13) -- Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez, Ralph Brown -- rotten
-Mirror Mirror (PG) -- Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer -- rotten
-Wrath of the Titans (PG-13) -- Sam Worthington, Gemma Arterton, Ralph Fiennes -- rotten

April 6
-American Reunion (R) -- Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott -- fresh (just barely)


April 12
-Lockout (PG-13) -- Guy Pearce, Maggie Grace, Peter Stormare -- rotten
-The Three Stooges (PG) -- Benicio Del Toro, Will Sasso, Sean Hayes -- rotten

April 20
-The Lucky One (PG-13) -- Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, Blythe Danner -- rotten
-Chimpanzee (G) -- Documentary -- fresh

April 27
-Safe (R) -- Jason Statham, Catherine Chan, Chris Sarandon -- rotten
-Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) -- [voices of] Hugh Grant, Brendan Gleeson, Martin Freeman -- fresh

May 4
-The Avengers (PG-13) -- Robert Downey, Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans -- fresh

May 11
-Dark Shadows (Unrated) -- Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter -- fresh (barely)
-What to Expect When You're Expecting (Unrated) -- Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz -- rotten

May 18
-Battleship (Unrated) -- Taylor Kitsch, Liam Neeson, Rihanna -- rotten
-Hysteria (R) -- Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hugh Dancy, Rupert Evertt -- fresh

May 25
-Men in Black III (Unrated) -- Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin -- rotten


 
 
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